Intelligence agencies confirm UFOs De-classsified report now calls them UAPs

A miniature model of the ‘Mother Ship’ – used to produce pre-computer visual effects – for the 1977 movie ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind’ is on display at the Smithsonian National Air & Space Museum in Washington, DC

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UNIVERSE – In a candid assessment that they know next to nothing about real-life sightings, the Office of Director of National Intelligence released a nine-page quasi-analysis late last month, admitting “the limited amount of high-quality reporting on unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP) hampers our ability to draw firm conclusions about the nature or intent of UAP.” 

That, my friends, is goverment-speak for ‘Duh?’

The report goes on to say that “if and when individual incidents are resolved, they will fall into one of five potential explanatory categories:”

  • Airborne Clutter
  • Natural Atmospheric Phenomena 
  • U.S. Government or U.S. Industry developmental programs
  • Foreign Adversary Systems
  • Catchall ‘other’ bin


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